The funny pet names for vagina

FUNNY PET NAMES FOR VAGINA

Positive names for vagina

mound of womanhood (or Venus), handful of woman, womanhood; vague, often appreciative, equations of vulvas and vaginas to femininity in general
flower, fruit, bud, rose, cherry; other frilly, lush or fertile plant matter
conch, orchid; other structurally layered or complex plant or animal
.friend, sister, aunt; other amicable or feminine persona
center, heart, source; especially of femininity, fertility or sexuality
place, temple, house; alone or "of delights, wonders, pleasure, warmth,
muff, muffin, kitten, puff; other soft, fluffy or furry beings
fanny, ethyl, suzy; female personal names
unit, thing; universal descriptors

lap, nether regions, down there; other approximate locations
no-no, private area, parts, zone; other off-limits, hush-hush description
wee-wee, bug; other nonsense words sometimes used for genitals of either gender
pool, deep sea, wetness; other slipperiness and wetness descriptors
crevice, lips, crack, smile; other descriptors of a split in flesh
pussy, beaver, bearded clam; other animal with implied furry and wet parts
hole, tunnel, (love) pocket, chimney, mouth, (magic) cave, box; other descriptors of internal, and implicitly passive, compartments
yin-yang, charms; references to magical/mystical things
snatch, trap; implying something dangerous or inescapable
meat, sweet meats, taint meat, meat napkin; meat-related names for passive flesh

Clinical, blunt or unambiguous names

yoni
cunt
vagina, vulva, clitoris, labia; anatomical names
twat, cooter, cooch, hoo; nonsense words specific to femme genitals

Vulgar or melodramatic
rattlesnake canyon, wizard's sleeve, y-clef, etc. ; all the goofy school yard (and rap song) monikers that play up the nature of the beast rather than play it down.

There are bound to be tons of names that I have never heard, and I'm not really looking to make a comprehensive list here because I never use most of the names anyway so it wouldn't be very useful.