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FUNNY PET NAMES FOR PENIS

• blue-veined junket pumper
• boner
• cock
• dick
• ding dong
• dipstick
• dong
• dork
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• doughnut holder
• firm worm
• free willy
• goober
• hairy bagpipes
• hang down
• hard on
• John Thomas
• joy stick
• knob
• love muscle
• love stick
• love truncheon
• male organ
• meat
• meat whistle
• member
• organic dildo
• ol' one-eye
• one-eyed trouser snake
• pecker
• pee-pee
• pee stick
• percy
• peter
• piece of pork
• pink oboe
• pole
• pork sword
• prick
• purple-headed trouser snake
• pussy plunger
• rod
• root
• salty dog
• schlong
• skin flute
• spunk stick
• stiffy
• throbber
• throbbing python of love
• tool
• trouser trout
• wanker
• wee-wee
• weiner
• weinie
• wife's best friend
• willy
• woody